Thank you for downloading my book. I hope you like it.
I think it's a nifty little story that nicely, if weakly, interacts with its companion books in Mind over Matter. And I think the illustrations by Cheeseburger Brown are divine, clearly the equal of those in many a more expensive graphic novella.
I write these stories, it sometimes seems, because I can't make myself not write them. But that explanation doesn't mean much to the bank when the mortgage comes due. Paying the bills is a daunting challenge, dear friend. I hope these works of mine find an audience that thinks they were worth the trouble of producing.
I sell this book for $3 on Amazon, and that's what I'm asking for here. If you can afford it, I would certainly appreciate it.
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